Lacris
She’s the kind of woman who makes your heart go boom, your brain go blank, and your wallet go ‘I’m out.’ You can’t get enough of her, she’s like a drug.
I tried to ignore her at the grocery store. Now I’m buying her snacks.
She said I was ‘cute’, I said she was ‘cruel’ and I owed her $20.
She texted me a photo of herself, and my dog started barking at my phone.