Lacris
She’s got a face that could make a statue jealous, a brain that could beat a calculator, and a heart that could steal yours. You’d do anything to keep her, even eat your own dog.
She walked into the room and my dog ran out. I cried.
She said I was ‘adorable’, I said she was ‘evil’ and I had to give her my last dollar.
She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe. My brain turned to jelly.