Lacquered Up - To be so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you’re figh

To be so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you’re fighting a salad in the microwave.

I lacquered up and fought a salad. I lost. It was a tough loss.

He was lacquered up and tried to fly out the window. He fell into a soup bowl.

She lacquered up and yelled at the TV like it was her ex.