Lacquered Up - To be so wasted you think you’re famous and you’re giving a

To be so wasted you think you’re famous and you’re giving a speech to your dog.

I lacquered up and gave a speech to my dog. It was a long speech. The dog was confused.

He was lacquered up and thought he was a rockstar. He tried to sing. It was a disaster.

She lacquered up and told her cat she was going to be on TV. The cat rolled its eyes.