Lacquered Up
To be so drunk you can’t remember your own name and you’re screaming at the pizza box like it stole your life.
I lacquered up and screamed at the pizza box. It was very dramatic.
He was lacquered up and couldn’t remember his own name. He called himself ‘Bob’ and it stuck.
She lacquered up and told the pizza box she was going to take over the world. It said ‘cheese’.