Lacquered Up - To be so drunk you can’t walk straight and you’re convinced

To be so drunk you can’t walk straight and you’re convinced the floor is trying to flirt with you.

I lacquered up and tried to walk. I ended up in a chair. It was a good chair.

He was lacquered up and thought the floor was a friend. He hugged it.

She lacquered up and asked the wall if it wanted to go to the movies. It said no.