Lacquer Sauce - Drunk sauce for people who think they can handle alcohol but

Drunk sauce for people who think they can handle alcohol but end up crying in a cabinet factory.

I drank lacquer sauce and now my eyes are burning like I got sprayed by a drunk man.

My coworker tried to drink lacquer sauce and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I used lacquer sauce to get through my ex’s wedding and it worked, but now I smell like a broken cabinet.