Lacoy
A know-it-all who can't shut up and thinks they're the most important person in every room. They comment on your life, your diet, your dating life, and your job, all at once.
Lacoy texted me at 2 AM to tell me my ex was a failure and my new job was a disaster.
Lacoy showed up at my house just to tell me my plants were dying and my life was chaotic.
Lacoy interrupted my entire meeting to say my coffee was bad and my life choices were worse.