LaCoste
A fancy shirt with an alligator on it. It's so stupid you wear it to a party and no one knows what's going on.
Bro sent me a pic of his LaCoste shirt and said, 'I look like I own a golf course.'
My cousin wore a LaCoste to a concert and got called 'the king of dork.'
My mom bought me one and said, 'This is what rich people wear.'