Laconophilia - You're obsessed with yelling 'SPARTA!!!' nonstop. You’ll pun

You're obsessed with yelling 'SPARTA!!!' nonstop. You’ll punch people and curse Persians until you're blue in the face.

I yelled 'SPARTA!!!' in the grocery store and got kicked out.

I screamed 'SPARTA!!!' and my teacher gave me a time-out.

I kicked my dog in the chest because he wouldn’t join my 'SPARTA!!!' chant.