Lacomb
A nutcase who flips between happy and unhinged like a light switch. She'll hug your dog but punch your face if you say the wrong thing. She’s loyal, but don’t piss her off.
My friend Lacomb cried at a cat video but screamed at me for forgetting her birthday.
She took my pizza and my feelings in one day.
She’s the reason my dog now hates Mondays.