LaCoeurDeLaMer - A Dutch girl so pretty she makes your face feel like it got

A Dutch girl so pretty she makes your face feel like it got hit by a brick

I saw LaCoeurDeLaMer at the mall and my brain short-circuited

My cousin asked me to stop staring at LaCoeurDeLaMer because I looked like a lovesick fool

I tried to flirt with LaCoeurDeLaMer and got rejected because I looked like a lost puppy