lackohol
When you're so broke you can't even buy a single drink and you're stuck watching your friends get wasted while you sip on tap water.
My cousin came over and I had to drink from the faucet. I'm not even mad, I'm just lackohol.
I had to watch my friends drink while I sipped on lukewarm coffee. I'm not lackohol, I'm just poor.
At the party, I had to drink from the sink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a broke ass kid.