lackohol - When you're so broke you can't even buy a single drink and y

When you're so broke you can't even buy a single drink and you're stuck watching your friends get wasted while you sip on tap water.

I had to drink from the tap while my friends got wasted. I'm not lackohol, I'm just broke.

I was watching my friends drink while I sipped on tap water. I'm not lackohol, I'm just cheap.

I had to drink from the sink because I couldn't afford a drink. I'm not lackohol, I'm just a broke ass kid.