lackohol
When your friends are out partying and you're at home watching TV and eating chips because you can't afford a drink.
My friends are out getting drunk and I'm here eating chips and watching Netflix. I'm not lackohol, I'm just cheap.
At home, I'm eating chips while my friends are out partying. I'm not lackohol, I'm just poor.
They're out having fun and I'm home eating chips and watching the game. I'm not lackohol, I'm just lazy.