lackofpussyphomia - When you’re so dry down there, you could light a match with

When you’re so dry down there, you could light a match with your junk.

I got lackofpussyphomia after I dated a guy who had a beard and a beard.

My lackofpussyphomia was so bad, I started talking to my plants.

I got lackofpussyphomia and now I can’t feel my toes.