lackofpussyphomia - It’s the feeling you get when your junk is like, ‘I gave up

It’s the feeling you get when your junk is like, ‘I gave up on you a long time ago.’

I got lackofpussyphomia after my ex said I was ‘not the one’.

My lackofpussyphomia is so bad, I started dating my neighbor’s dog.

I got lackofpussyphomia because I only text my ex once a month.