lackofpooliosis - When you don’t have a pool, you get this weird sickness that

When you don’t have a pool, you get this weird sickness that makes you hate summer and your neighbor.

I hate summer because I have lackofpooliosis and my neighbor’s pool is mocking me.

My brother got lackofpooliosis after I drowned his goldfish in the lake.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to swim in the lake instead of my own pool.