lackofpooliosis
This is when you don't have a pool, and it feels like your whole life is ruined.
I have lackofpooliosis and my life is ruined because I can't swim in my own pool.
My friend got lackofpooliosis and now he's mad at me because I have a pool.
My dog got lackofpooliosis because he had to swim in the lake and he's sad.