lackofpooliosis - A sickness you get from not having a pool. It’s like being s

A sickness you get from not having a pool. It’s like being stuck in a hot car with no AC.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to swim in the lake and it was way hotter.

My neighbor got lackofpooliosis because he had to swim in the lake and he’s a weirdo.

I got lackofpooliosis because I had to go to the public pool and my feet are sore.