lackochocopoopia - You’re like a chocolate-powered machine. Without it, you’re

You’re like a chocolate-powered machine. Without it, you’re just a mess with diarrhea.

I’m a chocolate-powered machine. No cocoa? I’m just a mess with diarrhea.

I ran on chocolate. No chocolate? I crapped my pants.

I powered through the day on chocolate. No chocolate? I crapped my brain.