Lackjoke intolerance
Lackjoke intolerance is when someone gets so mad at a joke that they think it’s the end of the world. They’re like, 'This joke is going to kill me!' and they actually start hyperventilating.
At the park, my brother hyperventilated when I said, 'Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!'
My friend had a full-blown meltdown after I told a joke about a ghost and a toaster.
My dad acted like he was going to die when I said, 'Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!'