lacking in november
When you try to do No Nut November but you're caught by someone you know and they're not impressed.
My brother saw me trying to jerk off and said, 'You're gonna fail this challenge, buddy.'
My friend walked in on me and said, 'You're gonna end up with a boner and no nuts.'
My mom laughed at me and said, 'You're gonna be the first one to bust out and lose.'