lacking horniness
A person so dumb they think getting laid is like getting a free soda, or someone who's seen it all but still acts like they haven't.
He texted me, 'Hey, I’m bored, wanna hang out?' I asked if that meant sex. He said, 'Maybe.'
She got married at 15 and still didn’t know what a condom was.
He had 500 followers and still didn’t know how to swipe right.