lackellect
Lackellect means you’re so dumb you think ‘text message’ is a type of sandwich. You need someone to spell it out for you, and even then you still don’t get it.
'I thought ‘text message’ was a type of sandwich. Now I’m hungry and confused.'
'You said ‘text me’ and now I’m eating a sandwich and still don’t know what you want.'
'Why is ‘text message’ not on the menu? I asked for it three times.'