Lackawaxen
A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe. People who say it sound like they’re speaking a foreign language. Locals are the best kind of people, lazy, fun, and don’t care if you’re a total mess. They’ll laugh at you, but they’ll still invite you to the bonfire.
"Lackawaxen is the only town that thinks it’s the main character of the story.", @TownLover45
"I said the name and my friend thought I was speaking French.", @BoringFriend69
"They’re so laid back, I could fall asleep in their backyard.", @SleepyHead12