lackaptitis - Lackaptitis is when you’re so lazy, you can’t even lift your

Lackaptitis is when you’re so lazy, you can’t even lift your head. It’s like your brain is sleeping and your body is just along for the ride.

I got lackaptitis and my head is still in the bed.

My lackaptitis is so bad, I can’t even look at the clock.

I tried to do a sit-up, but my lackaptitis made me cry.