LACKANOOKIE
A deadly disease caused by not using your junk. It makes your palms hairy and you start wheezing like a broken wind tunnel.
I got so Lackanookie I started wheezing and my hands got hairy like a goat.
My Lackanookie is so bad I’ve been wheezing during my morning coffee.
My guy got so Lackanookie he started wheezing and his hands looked like a monster’s.