Lackanooki
Lackanooki is when you don’t get any sex and your body starts to fall apart. You get hairy hands and you wheeze like you ran a marathon.
"I got hairy palms and I wheezed like I ran a marathon. I think I’ve got Lackanooki.", @HairyPalmsMan
"I wheeze when I laugh now. It’s not cute. It’s Lackanooki.", @WheezeRage
"My hands are hairy and my lungs are broken. I need a prostitute.", @LackanookiSucks"