Lackamp
A guy who lives in a trash can and thinks he’s a god. He eats old pizza and showers in doody. He’s so dumb, he thinks a toilet is a throne and a raccoon is a knight.
Lackamp showed up to my school wearing a shirt that had been stained with spaghetti and ketchup.
He sent me a message: ‘I’ve just been crowned king of the toilet. Bring me a crown made of cheese.’
He tried to ride a bike that had been sitting in a puddle for a month and fell into it.