Lackadickitis
A fake illness that hits you when you're cut off from a guy’s junk for too long. You might start getting hot flashes, talking to your phone, jerking off in public, or watching videos of people doing things you should never see.
Text: 'I'm in the bathroom. I'm jerking off like my life depends on it.'
DM: 'I just watched a video of a guy eating a sandwich. I’m not even mad.'
Tweet: 'My Lackadickitis is so bad I just started talking to my dog.'