Lackadickitis
A fake disease that happens when you're away from a guy’s junk for too long. You might start sweating, flirting with everyone, watching videos of people doing weird things, or using weird gadgets just to stay sane until you find someone with a junk.
Tweet: 'I haven’t seen a guy’s junk in days. I'm sweating and I'm looking at every guy like they're my last meal.'
Text: 'I'm watching a video of a guy wearing a banana. I'm not even mad.'
DM: 'I just used a toy to keep my Lackadickitis at bay. I'm not even sorry.'