Lackadickaphobia
When you're so deprived of dick that your balls start to twitch and your brain turns into a hot mess until you get some good, hard action.
I was so dry I started talking to my plants about how much I needed cock.
I yelled at my dog for no reason because I hadn't had a good lay in days.
I texted my ex at 3 a. m. just to get some cock.