lacka band
A rubber band that’s so tiny and weak it should be ashamed of itself. Aussies are so lazy they gave it a name that sounds like it’s been kicked out of the band.
I tried to use my lacka band to tie my gym shoes. It didn’t work. Now I’m running in gym shoes that look like they’re about to fall apart.
I used my lacka band to hold my pencil. It snapped and I had to write with my fingers. It was a disaster.
My lacka band fell into my soup. I now have rubber band soup and I’m never eating soup again.