lacka band - A rubber band that’s so flimsy it’s basically a joke. Aussie

A rubber band that’s so flimsy it’s basically a joke. Aussies are so lazy they named it 'lacka band' instead of just calling it a joke.

I used my lacka band to tie my shoelaces. It snapped and my shoes fell off. I looked like a total fool in the middle of the street.

My lacka band broke during a math test. I had to use my eraser to hold my paper together. It was the worst math test ever.

I tried to use my lacka band to hold my hair up. It didn’t work. Now my hair is wild and I look like a raccoon.