lacka band
A rubber band so useless it should be banned from existence. Aussies are so lazy they named it 'lacka band' because they’re too tired to think of something better.
I tried to use my lacka band to tie my hair up. It didn’t work. Now my hair is wild and I look like a mad person.
My lacka band fell off my wrist during a presentation. I had to explain why my rubber band was missing and I got a detention.
I used a lacka band to hold my phone together. It broke and my phone fell apart. I’m now texting with my hands and my face.