lacka band
A rubber band so flimsy it’s like it’s been through a divorce. Aussies are so bad at life they named it 'lacka band' instead of just calling it weak.
My lacka band snapped when I tried to hold my coffee cup. Now my coffee is everywhere and my life is ruined.
I tried to use a lacka band to hold my sandwich together. It didn’t work. Now I’m eating a messy sandwich and I hate myself.
My dog chewed up my lacka band. Now I have to use a shoelace to tie my shoes. It’s like punishment from the universe.