lack jeach
The kid who’s always panicking about everything. Vineyard Vines is his uniform. Runs the JV baseball team like he’s being paid to fail. Shows up with that pink lunchbox like it’s a sacred relic. Can’t do physics worth a damn. Plays frisbee like it’s a life-or-death situation. Pretends to be autistic but he’s just a bro, no cap.
He had a meltdown because the copier was out.
He sent me a 10-minute voice note about the moon landing.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue with a frisbee.