lacist - Someone who hates lace so much they'd rather burn it than we

Someone who hates lace so much they'd rather burn it than wear it.

My mom said I was a 'Lacist' because I burned her lace dress in the oven.

I called my brother a 'Lacist' because he threw out all my lace shoes.

My friend said I was a 'Lacist' because I trampled my lace curtains in the hallway.