lacist
A person who hates shoe laces so much they think they're the worst thing in the world.
My brother called me a 'Lacist' because I wore shoes with laces and he hated that.
I said my teacher was a 'Lacist' because he hated laces and called them 'the worst thing ever'.
My mom said I was a 'Lacist' because I tied my shoes with laces and she couldn’t stand it.
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