Lacing Up
Lacing up is when you spend the night at some girl's house, then dump her the next morning because she's dumb as a bag of rocks and you're too good for her and her friends who all think they're the next big thing.
I laced up at Sarah's house, then broke up with her because her friends were worse than her.
Laced up and then got dumped because her hair looked like it was stapled to a dead raccoon.
I laced up and then realized I was just a backup plan for her Twister game.
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