Lachtopher
Lachtophers are the kind of motherfuckers who could beat up your dad and your uncle at the same time while still having time to eat a whole pizza. They’re tiny but deadly. They think about deep stuff while planning ways to make your life a living hell.
@Lachtopher1 just destroyed my math test with a single eye roll. I’m now a math ghost.
My cousin tried to fight a Lachtopher. He now has a tattoo of a crying face on his forehead.
Lachtopher2 walked into a bar and the bar exploded. The bartender was crying in the rubble.