Lachtopher
Lachtophers are like the worst nightmare you could ever have. They’re smart, they’re tough, and they don’t forgive you if you mess up. They’re the reason you’re still wearing that embarrassing haircut from 2018.
I forgot to say hello to a Lachtopher. He now has a pet dragon that lives in my closet.
My dog tried to befriend a Lachtopher. Now the dog has a tattoo that says ‘I Betrayed My Master.’
A Lachtopher gave me a pop quiz during lunch. I failed. My mom found out. I’m grounded for life.