Lachsan
A Lachsan is someone who’s been brainwashed by Grandma so hard that they can’t even think straight if someone yells Lachsan at them
At the family reunion, Grandma yelled 'Lachsan!' and I started crying like a baby.
My friend’s dog barked 'Lachsan!' and he ran out of the room screaming.
In math class, the teacher said 'Lachsan!' and I wrote the whole test in crayon.