Lachsan
A Lachsan is a human who’s been turned into a mess by Grandma’s constant nagging and can’t handle being called Lachsan anywhere near loud noises
My grandma called me Lachsan at the mall. I broke a speaker.
At the park, a kid yelled 'Lachsan!' and I fell off the swings.
My mom said 'Lachsan!' while I was eating spaghetti. I threw it at her.