Lachlan Ponsen
He's a big-headed, annoying little worm who thinks he's the best. He makes bad jokes and cries like a baby when things don't go his way.
He kept bragging and then cried when I beat him at the game.
He told a joke about cows and then sulked because no one found it funny.
He acted like he was the king of the world and then cried when I won.