Lachlan .j McIntyre
The sexiest guy alive who also happens to be the dumbest. He gets every girl, even the ones who are totally over it. He's got a mood swing like a broken clock and a heart so big it could hold a whole damn restaurant.
He tried to impress my mom by doing a backflip and landed in a puddle.
He asked my sister out on a date and then forgot her name 10 minutes later.
He tried to write a poem and it was just a list of swear words.