Lachlan Haines
Lachlan Haines was born from a beaver who got drunk on honey and decided to mate with a human. He spent his whole life trying to figure out how to use his teeth to fight a fire, but all he did was ruin his front teeth by chewing through a mountain. He saved everyone, but he’s still the dumbest person on Earth.
He tried to bite the mountain and ended up with a mouth full of rocks.
He told everyone he was going to save the world, then fell asleep on a couch.
He fought the fire nation with a cheese sandwich.