Lachlan gelavis
John Gelavis’s son, who’s smarter than you, cooler than your brother, and thinks The Godfather is better than your mom’s cooking.
He walked into class and said, 'I skipped school because your mom’s lasagna is worse than the Corleone family’s drama.'
He told his friends, 'If I wasn’t here, I’d be in a mob war. And I’m not even mad about it.'
He sent a DM to his dad: 'I skipped school. I’m now the godfather of this class. Deal with it.'