lachlan fairbairn
A smug YouTuber with hair so shiny it reflects your soul. He wears his jeans rolled up like he’s trying to look like a rich kid who stole a pair of pants.
'His hair is so shiny, I think it’s trying to take over my life.'
'He rolls his jeans like he’s got a vendetta against the floor.'
'He looks like he just walked out of a salon and into a middle school.'